I only commute to work about 8 miles each way and it’s mostly through neighborhood streets. But that doesn’t mean I don’t see some interesting things…
An elderly man, easily in his 80s, riding a Vespa scooter clad in manpris, black socks pulled up over his shins and shiny black loafers. He capped off his look with a British Zulu-style pith helmet.
A woman in her 40s jogging along the sidewalk, a wide weightlifting belt around her waist, a thick rope tied to the back and leading to a kid, maybe 9 years old, behind her. He also has a belt on with the other end of the rope tied to it, Izzy Mandelbaum – style. The kid was clearly not happy and was tripping along, arms flailing. I seriously almost called the cops on her.
An older gentleman on a hot, humid day, in a full church suit, strolling in the dappled shade. Bright Kelley green coat with wide, white stripes. Green pants. Green and white newsboy hat. A green cane with a gold ball handle. Shiny white shoes and big sunglasses.
The mean old lady with her humungous straw sunhat, walking on the street, in the middle of my lane (a mere 5 feet from a perfectly level sidewalk). I wait for oncoming traffic and move to the other lane to pass her but she still turns and shakes her angry fist in my direction for daring to drive my car on the road.
There’s always something to see and it’s always interesting! What do you see on your daily drive?
One thought on “Scenes from a Commute”
Oh my goodness, how I needed this laugh today.
I don’t see anything very crazy at all when driving around, but maybe I am not looking hard enough.